Tuesday, June 9

Describing the intro of Super Robot Wars: Endless Frontier to the unwitting

So there's a cowboy, with, what can only be described as a Swiss-Army FAMAS. And his partner is a kung-fu android with a split personality. And while exploring the ruins of a crashed spaceship, they encounter the scantily-clad princess of a land that's pretty much the living stereotype of feudal Japan, with cherry blossom and ninja and torii gates everywhere. The princess is completely oblivious to any and all jokes about her gigantic breasts. And somehow, it's all a sort-of sequel to Namco X Capcom. And a little bit for Xenosaga as well. And don't even get me started on how it ties in to the SRW games or we'll be here all night. This is all within the first two or so hours btw, it somehow manages to get weirder later on.

Did I mention that, for a 2D game, it somehow manages to have jiggle physics? Kinda impressive if you think about it.

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